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Post by HSummers on Jun 1, 2010 12:10:30 GMT -5
"Yuck. That shield just looks...ugly. Why would you take one of the coolest things ever and then make it stupid? That'd be like taking my webs and then making them out of, like, alien slime or something." Spider-Man waits 3 seconds and then finishes with "Oh, wait. Venom. You ever fight that guy? He's like me. But lame."
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Post by dakota on Jun 2, 2010 4:17:46 GMT -5
Hawkeye studied the image. " I know who Venom is. Bigger and stronger than you. Mouth doesn't run quite as much." He gave Spidey a sideway glance as he smirked. He tapped the computer screen," What worries me is that Cap's shield is very difficult to use, and whoever is using this copy is obviously good with it. First Apocalypse, now Omega Red and a copycat Captain America. We're gonna have our hands full. The phone's over there if you want to call the missus and tell her you'll be late for supper."
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Post by HSummers on Jun 2, 2010 11:59:56 GMT -5
"You, my friend, are going to wake up covered in webs." Spider-Man says as he points at Hawkeye. "Your underwear drawer will be full of webs, your costume will be full of webs..." Spider-Man looks at the phone. "Hmmm...No. She usually knows what's going on. I'm sure we'll end up swinging by the apartment at some point." He looks at the screen. "So, Omega Red called himself Famine, you said Captain A-Lame-Ica called himself War, and Apocalypse is somewhere in the picture. Should we be expecting two more horsemen? Do you mind if I..." Spider-Man sneaks into the computer seat and 'web'-searches the remaining two horsemen. (Computer Operation: [dice=100] out of 72/Research: [dice=100] out of 82). "Pestilence and Death...ew... Sounds nasty." Spider-Man gets out of the chair and gives it back to Hawkeye. "So... you guys got a baddie finder or something? These things usually just run into me."[rand=15029926671527669964023127321436204097778115122535709313418520674]
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Post by dakota on Jun 2, 2010 21:26:56 GMT -5
" Promises, promises, Spidey." Hawkeye scoffed as Jarvis let himself out. " If I can survive Thor's wrath, you don't scare me in the slightest. " With an 'Ahem', he waited for Spiderman to vacate the seat at the terminal. " We have lots of toys to help out, problem is I 'm not the one who handles them. My biggest fear is that if Apocalypse has turned Xmen to become his horseman, than it's possible that War really is..." he let his comment trail off, not wanting to think about the possibility."
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Post by dakota on Jun 3, 2010 11:23:09 GMT -5
[ooc- I'll merge spidey with the others shortly. Be starting with Cap, so stay put for now]
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Post by doc on Jun 3, 2010 20:56:02 GMT -5
Finding Psylocke wasn't with him anymore, he grunts and gets up. "That was a most rude young lady."
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Post by dakota on Jun 3, 2010 21:09:51 GMT -5
Hawkeye looked at a panel as an alarm sounded twice, then cleared itself. He glanced at Spidey," We've got company, or had at least. Better take a look around."
Cap, everything is just how it was left, except it looks like Jarvis had tidied up as usual.
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Post by doc on Jun 3, 2010 21:12:21 GMT -5
Cap changes his still bloody and dirty uniform for a clean one.
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Post by HSummers on Jun 4, 2010 3:30:37 GMT -5
"After you, my dear," Spider-Man says before starting to follow Hawkeye through Avengers Mansion.
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Post by dakota on Jun 4, 2010 8:44:06 GMT -5
Hawkeye led Spidey to the living quarters level, wher ethe computer had breifly detected an intrusion. "Check the rooms on that side of the hall. I'll get this side. Should be no one in any of them." He opened the first door he came to. " And no one in... Cap?" Hawkeye questioned
Cap was just finishing dressing when Hawkeye had intruded. A Tallus portal opened and Betsy fell through, sporting a swelling lip, rolling and coming up to her feet beside the bed. " Sorry, had to make sure we came through alone. "She rubbed her jaw," Your wife has quite a temper, she didn't like being told no she couldn't come with us."
Hawkeye stood in the doorway, beckoning Spidey to join him. " Cap, you dawg. No wonder you disappeared for two weeks. Hello Betsy, I hope you taught..."
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Hawkeye, before I help you with that." Psylocke threatened.
Hawkeye held up his hands defensively. " No, no , wasn't trying to intrude. If Captain America can escape on a two week tryst, who am I to..., wait," he held up a finger, " did you say wife?" A giggle escaped the archer as he looked at Steve.
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Post by doc on Jun 4, 2010 8:48:42 GMT -5
"Alternate reality. I will explain later." The Living Legend of World War Two waves a finger at his longtime teammate as he rolls his eyes. He's going to have fun with this one for a while. Possibly forever.
"We've got a situation. Who do we have handy?"
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Post by dakota on Jun 4, 2010 8:58:31 GMT -5
"You, Me, the webhead that followed me home from this morning and the scantly clad X beauty you were hiding in yout room with." Hawkeye's grin grew wider. " Everyone else is off doing their own thing at the moment. Oh by the way, we've got Apocalypse and his Horseman in town and one of them uses a shield."
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Post by doc on Jun 4, 2010 9:01:02 GMT -5
"Noted. It'll have to do." Cap turns to Psylocke. "Ma'am, if you'd care to join us, we would be welcome by your company."
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Post by dakota on Jun 4, 2010 9:09:17 GMT -5
" I have to go collect the others. Sorry Captain, another time prehaps?"
"Others?" Hawkeye's grin fell to astonishment. " As in a group? As in multiple people? Not possible."
Betsy rolled her eyes at Hawkeye," You need a beating, lucky I don't have time."
" Let me join in next time then. I'm much more exciting than Cap will ever be." Hawkeye countered.
Betsy sighed and rolled her eyes. "Sorry" she said softly as she started passed Cap, then paused to kiss his cheek despite the pain it caused her. She winked at Hawkeye as she activated the Tallus and disappeared through the portal.
Hawkeye gave Steve a look he had seen too many time," Well, are you gonna tell me or do I have to make stuff up in my head?"
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Post by doc on Jun 4, 2010 9:19:59 GMT -5
The Star Spangled Avenger lets out a familiar sigh, despite a slight blush developing at the kiss. "You're going to make up stuff anyways, so why should I fuel that fire. But I'll make you a deal; I'll trade you my story if you feel like talking about Moonstone" Steve shoots him small lopsided smile.
"Now, let's get to work. Sounds like we've got a crisis on our hands."
And possibly another impersonatior. GI Max, Nuke, The Super Patriot, The Navy's Supersailor, Protocide. What does it say about America that all these modern attemtps to recreate the Super-Soldier serum end up so twisted? So angry and dangerous?
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