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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 8:36:20 GMT -5
" The deal is he couldn't have picked a worse time to show up." Hawkeye replied. " There's no one here. Since Cap disappeared about two weeks ago, the Avengers have sort of drifted apart to do our own thing. Herc's been partying on Olympus as far as I know, Thor and Vision have gone to Asgard because of something Loki pulled off. And Hank and Wasp are off with the X-men to help with something on Muir Island. You and me are probably the only people to stand in Apocalypse's way here in New York."
Hawkeye smirked slightly," Guess I'll be putting in for overtime. Can I borrow your phone, I need to double my life insurance."
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Post by HSummers on May 22, 2010 12:39:07 GMT -5
"Wait...Do you seriously think I can fit a phone in these things? Look at how closely these hug my thighs! I don't even have room for..." Spider-Man slaps his forehead. "Oh. Now YOU'RE the one being funny. So, uhh... Apocalypse, eh? Coming to the ol' Big Apple? Should we sacrifice any virgins or anything? Not that I condone that kinda behavior, but if a mad god says jump, you websling, right? Don't you Avenger types carry around little secret buttons that assemble you, or something? How do we get a hold of everyone?"
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Post by dakota on May 22, 2010 13:00:29 GMT -5
" You're thinking Xavier's bunch. We don't exactly need to call home on regular basis like that bunch.' Hawkeye's smirk grew bigger," but you should know that since you tried to join us, but couldn't cut being a team player."
" You're the one that brought up Apocalypse, not me. I hadn't heard anything about it. I was looking for clues on a Cap impersonator that beat the hell out of a bunch of police officers last night when you showed up."
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Post by HSummers on May 22, 2010 14:45:19 GMT -5
"What can I say, people hate me! I just don't need to bring that to a team setting, ya know? And that sounds like the worst impersonation of Cap ever! Were the cops dressed up like Hydra or something? The real Cap is nice and sweet. Like a large stoic teddy bear."
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Post by dakota on May 23, 2010 8:47:11 GMT -5
Hawkeye laughed. " And you can tell him that when he gets back from where ever he went. " He composed himself. " No, they're real cops in intensive care. But whoever did it threw a big red and white frisbee at them. Sure sounds like Cap's shield to me, except it had an Eagle on it instead of a star from what I heard."
Hawkeye stood back for a moment, looking at the tree," Look, things couldn't have started at a worst time, which is the norm I guess. " He held out a hand. " Be easier to figure this out at least some of this together than on our own."
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Post by HSummers on May 24, 2010 1:24:37 GMT -5
"Sounds like a heroic plan to me. So, what now?" Spider-Man shakes hands, beginning yet another team-up. "...An Eagle? Really? That's just stupid. Everyone knows Stars are way cooler than Eagles. Duh."
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Post by dakota on May 25, 2010 0:53:51 GMT -5
" wait, I thought you were the one with a plan?" Hawkeye looked suprised, then smirked. " the star has been done. One report said they called themself War.... wait, did you say Omega Red was a Horseman. We gotta figure this out. come on, I've still got my keys to the mansion. Let's go figure out what to do before we get in trouble doing it, okay?"
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Post by HSummers on May 25, 2010 11:40:23 GMT -5
"So...Did you want me to carry you?" Spider-Man scratches the back of his mask awkwardly. "Cause...I mean...I can do that...I just don't know what my wife would think."
Spider-Man follows Hawkeye to the Avengers Mansion or if needed, swings him there.
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Post by dakota on May 25, 2010 18:28:46 GMT -5
" Thanks, but I've got my own ride." Hawkeye replied, as he recovered his hovercycle. " Your dignity is safe, webhead. Wait, married? You mean you found a woman that would put up with you? What is this world coming to? " Hawkeye led the way to the Avenger Mansion, which as he had stated, was empty except for them. " Remember, you make a mess, I don't clean up cobwebs." Hawkeye warned with a smirk.  |
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Post by HSummers on May 26, 2010 0:39:43 GMT -5
Walking into the Mansion, Peter is amazed by the cleanliness and size of the mansion. "Holy jeez, this is niiiiice. You got room for me? I don't take up much space. I just need a lab and a workout room and a giant California King sized bed and three Spider-Mobiles and...You're not gonna let me move in, are you?"
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Post by dakota on May 26, 2010 4:48:06 GMT -5
" What were you expecting, some run down apartment in the Bronx?" Hawkeye laughed as he used his indentichip to get in. " Sure, go get the wife and kids to get settled and invite your aunt and uncle from Tuscaloosa to come for a cookout." He added sarcastically as he led the way.
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Post by HSummers on May 26, 2010 11:35:49 GMT -5
Walking behind Hawkeye, Spider-Man sarcastically comments "A place this size, you'd think there'd be creepy pictures on the wall with moving eyes following you around and everything. So...you got a computer in this place? Maybe we can start by looking up fake Captain Americas, or by hacking into some surveillance footage of those cops getting taken down."
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Post by dakota on May 28, 2010 4:03:34 GMT -5
"We took those down to stop scaring visitors." Hawkeye replied as he led Spidey into an elevator. It started downward. " The computer system is how I found out about the police being attacked. "
If Spidey had been counting, the elevator had traveled too many floors when it opened to reveal the infamous Avenger's Assembly room. An older man in a suit looked up from the terminal he was dusting, " Ah good to see someone is still at home. Oh, and we have a guest?"
Hawkeye nodded as he approached a computer terminal," Yes Edwin, Spiderman will be visiting for a while."
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Post by HSummers on May 28, 2010 12:21:59 GMT -5
Spider-Man looks around the assembly room, taking it all in. "Wow. Someday, I've gotta become an Avenger. This is SO COOL!" He walks up to Edwin Jarvis and shakes his hand. "So, I've been wondering Edwin...Butlers. What is butling exactly?" If he didn't have his mask on, his smirk would be obvious. But his tone of voice gives that much away.
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Post by dakota on May 29, 2010 4:15:31 GMT -5
Jarvis shook the hand, turning his head slightly to look at Hawkeye. " How wonderful. Another hero that thinks his a comedian. And here I was a fraid things would be quiet with the others gone."
Hawkeye chuckled from the computer terminal he was accessing," Was that barb meant for me?"
"Indeed sir." The old brit replied with a wry grin. " Welcome to Avenger Mansion, Spiderman. My job, as it were, is to see to the upkeep and personal needs of the residents of this facility. As you can imagine, it is a full time position."
Hawkeye shook his head, then turned back to the computer terminal in time to flinch at something. The display switched to the big screen as Jarvis headed off. " Never got a look at the attacker, but this shield is way different than Cap's."
The video was a replay of the patrol car's dash cam. There was very little to see, as the sounds of a scuffle were off to the side. There were several shots, then another officer came up the side of the car, firing a shotgun. He only got two shots off before a shield arced out to strike the officer and return the way it came. The officer went down in a spray of blood, a misfired shot going up in the air. Hawkey paused it to give a good image of the shield. Instead of the star like Captain America's, it had an eagle with it's wings spread so they reached the sides of the shield.
" Those wings have to be razor sharp in order to lay that policeman open like that." Hawkeye stated.
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