Issue 20: A Well Deserved Rest

[HSummers]

"Do you seriously still not realize the inherent problem with that sentence? You getting your hands on me is just so highly unlikely that you'd might as well just not ever think about it. You'd be better off using your Rhino powers to make people's coffee at that cafe down the street than trying to lay your hands on me. On the other hand, I can get my hands on you as often as I'd like. You're slow and easy to hit. See? See? See? How about now? See?"
Spider-Man uses his incredible agility to hop over and around Rhino while throwing blows at him repeatedly. And for good measure, he shoots web in his eyes to blind him. "Well, now you can't see anything so I guess I'll have to think of another analogy for you. Wait... Do you even know what the word analogy means? You just let me talk and talk and talk and you weren't even picking a bit of it up, were you? Gah! Why are all of my villains such morons? Why couldn't I get some tech genius who scientifically made himself...oh wait... I take that back. Goblin. What a jerk. Do you guys hang ever?"
Punches (however many you decide he can throw):
Strike: 1d20+10 Damage: 1d4+30
Strike: 1d20+10 Damage: 1d4+30
Strike: 1d20+10 Damage: 1d4+30
Strike: 1d20+10(NAT20!) Damage: 1d4+30x2=64

Web Strike: 1d20+12

[foxx]

Dodge: 1d20+7


She-hulk takes a hit when the column hits her, sending pieces all over the place as it strikes much harder than itself. She held her ground and presses her attacks going after Titania.

"No luck involved, I'm just better than you."

Strike 1d20+3

Dmg: 2d4 x10 +43 = 103


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HP: 185
SDC: 178/245

[yendor]

"And that, Atlas, is why most folks really, really want to squash Webhead."

[HSummers]

(Forgot to put in any dodges and not sure if editing will mess up my awesome rolls, so I'm making a separate post!)

Auto-Dodge:
1d20+161d20+161d20+161d20+16

[dakota]

(Spiderman and Wolverine)

" Can't he finish a fight without annoying his opponent first?" Atlas replied, shaking his head. " Maybe I can speed this up."

Spideys blow were striking home as Rhino struggled against the webbing, the occasional wild swing coming nowheres near Spidey until a massive shadow passed over his head. Where Rhino had been standing was filled with Atlas' fist, and when Rhino finally landed across the street, he lay against a wall in a heap of webbing. Atlas shrunk back to normal size, " That works well, you annoy them and distract them so I can finish things. Good idea." Atlas smiled.

(Captain America)



nitro turned just in time to take the brunt of Cap's shield squarely in the chest. He tried to get to his feet, winded as Iron Man crashed in through the side window, his hands held out ready to blast Nitro. The villian smirked, "So you want to help bring down the house? Let me break out the party favors." He clenched his fists, clearly preparing to make himself explode.


(She Hulk)

Titanna got a forearm up in time to block Jen's blow, and smiled as she brought that arm foreward quickly, trying to gouge She Hulk's eyes and blind her

str 1d20+9 , dmg 1d4+22 , -6 to strike if hits


(Aura and Daredevil)

Aura wasn't able to dodge, and she passed right through Daredevil and Ghostsabre, a very odd sensation for both. Tabitha asked, " Tally? Whats going on?"



(Blink and Shadowcat)

As Blink tried to figure out what to do next, Juggernauts massive hand got a hold of Kitty's leg and he slung her aside like an awkward frisbee into a table. Fortunately her intangibility let her roll through unhurt. " Come on girl, let's play then!" Juggernaut bellowed after her.

[sasqaricious]

Tally shudders after having passed through and takes a moment to compose herself. "I was singing up there then stuff broke out and now well I was trying to get Melissa out of here. Then I see you appear and well that is where I am at I guess." She says both confused and mildly scared.

[Dome]

DD shivered at the new sensations, and as the girl passed through him he thought, 'good thing Tabby still made us pass through stuff, but its not a feeling I want to keep having.'

He "looks" around the inside of the new room they are in.

He says, "are we late for the party or right on time?"

Radar:
1d100Interpreting shapes: 50%
1d100Estimating Exact Location 50%

[kurff]

Initiative: (00:31:08) ChatBot: Shawn_Aster rolls 1d20 and gets (16)=16.
JiC(00:29:08) ChatBot: Shawn_Aster rolls 1d20 and gets (5)=5.
JiC(00:30:12) ChatBot: Shawn_Aster rolls 1d100 and gets (55)=55.
Strike (Aimed throw)(00:30:34) ChatBot: Shawn_Aster rolls 1d20 and gets (13)=13.

"Shadowcat, keep up if you can.." Seeing an opportunity to get rid of Juggernauts pulling out a pin from her quiver she took aim and targeted the ground the brute stood on. The impact alone on the ground would do little. But a portal opening up directly under him should work. Blink could follow through after him to keep an eye on him till this worlds X-men found him.

[doc]

"Get him outside Shell-Head!" Cap barks as he goes for a knockout punch.

1d20+7 (Strike)

2d4+15 (Damage)

[yendor]

"I like to think he does it out of strategy, more than just annoying chatter. At least when I think of how Deadpool handles things..."

[foxx]

Parry: 1d20+7

SheHulk tries to parry the cheap move by Titanna, but the quicker opponent scores a direct hit on the eyes. She stumbles back a moment growling loudly as she rubs at them, "Your so going to the hospital for that!"

Remembering where she was last, SheHulk lunges towards that spot trying to take her down in a tackle. If she suceedes there she can put a better whopping on Titanna without having to see her.

Strike: 1d20-3
Dmg: 1d4+43

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HP: 185
SDC: 153/245

[HSummers]

Spider-Man gives Atlas a high-five before heading inside to see what's going on there. Seeing She-Hulk fighting Titania, he decides to pair up with the Absorbing Man. "Hey! Creel! All this time and you still can't absorb some style? Come on!" Spider-Man sticks to the roof while taunting Creel, just to see what his fighting form is like today.

Autododge: 1d20+161d20+161d20+16

[lwcoyote]

Kitty had been more than surprised that her attempt had worked, and that got her in trouble when Juggernaut managed to get a grip; the feeling of flying through the air was not one she'd care to repeat, but the teen was glad that she was spared any impact damage.

Carefully, Shadowcat picked herself up off the ground, then made a quick dash back in the direction of the villain; seeing Blink manifesting some sort of portal throws off her stride a bit, but Kitty continues regardless.

[dakota]

( Captain America)

dodge 1d20+6

Even as Cap swung at Nitro, The villian snarled what might be a viscous grin and continued to charge his explosion. Iron Man took flight and tackled Nitro, and the two were just barely clear the door when every window blew in and the building shook from Nitro's blast.

(Blink and Kitty)

Juggernaut was back on the charge when Blink's throw struck, nowhere near the brute's feet. Instead he was bearing down on Shadowcat again, and she could tell that when she came to, she would be in a world of hurt if he hit.

(Rest of team)

She Hulk swung wildly, but made contact with nothing thanks to her not being able to see anything after she was temporarily blinded. here was nothing wrong with her ears as she heard Titania's giggle just before her blow connected with She Hulk's stomach. str 1d20+9 dmg if hits 4d6+12

"Spiderpest! Come down and play. I haven't squashed you in forever." Creel replied. At the same time, he pulled out something metallic from his pocket, then grabbed a table and threw it at Spidey. Str 1d20+8. dmg if if hit 3d6+12

Atlas shrunk down to normal size and looked at Logan, " You mean Deadpool is worse? Wow, I hope we never get the two of them in the same room." As they entered the remains of the club, Atlas said, "She Hulk looks like she could use a hand. You want Absorbing Man or Titania?"

Tabitha gulped as she looked at Songbird in Aura's arms, "Is she...?"

Daredevil could hear Melissa's heartbeat, but something else had his attention. One of the wall near the back was not a wall at all, but instead a shimmering form of a hologram

[doc]

Cap, concerned for his teammate rushes into the heart of the blast looking for Iron Man and Nitro.